Saturday, April 7, 2012

14 Monkey Business


Caution: This article depicts a serious business. You must be above 5 to read as well as understand. Read at your own risk. Parents advice solicited.


It was another Sunday. Though I could sense that it is more than my normal wake up time I felt like lying on my bed. Secret is I was trying to hop into my dreamland again from which I just was brutally pulled out by sounds of different frequencies, emitted cyclically at the other side of my room... sign of typical village morning. 
Dam-it ! the dream was incomplete again. I said to myself. 
I was in an island and dancing with this girl. I really love this feature of dream, you can do anything whether or not related to real life there. Don't know who she was. But certainly it was not my wife. she was a lot slimmer, beautiful, gorgeous, sexy and.. (you search for the adjectives and let me know through the comments I will put it here) she was wearing something which I can't think of my wife wearing even in my weirdest dreams. Thank God ! He has not programmed us to peep into other's dream. or else I would be thrown out of my house in that dream itself.

Leave it.. I consoled myself. 
Hopefully next sunday she will again come into my dream and hopefully this time the dream will reach at next level. sigh ! lot of hopes.. 
But why didn't the Romans keep two Sundays in a week. Morons.. Pure morons.. as if they had to loose their balls by putting another sunday in a week. or else they could have shortened the week. 10-15 gold coins to each senate of Julius Caeser or Octavian could have easily done the work. Ok read it gold plated. Stupid me am thinking as if my forefathers have left a gold mine for me.
I wish I could travel past.. I should seriously think of this invention !

My clock showed 8 on it's flat face. I left the bed hurriedly but stopped in front of mirror to check how I am looking as if I have changed in last night from what I was looking yesterday.. I smiled while brushing my hair to settle them. 
darn! this stomach.. don't know when I will get it flat.. I said myself while tucking it in. I don't know why girls don't like curvy men while men are mad for curvy women... dirty fashion. But seriously this could have saved us from regular workouts. 
...anyways today is Sunday I can skip my crunches. someone said. 
Suddenly my phone beeped the SMS tone.

"Good morning :-)... have a great day ahead"

message was from Monkey-miss aka Dimple. My best friend. she is so sweet.. Now I am almost habituated  with her text messages.. It seems that this Short Message Service is quite a tough string to hold us together our long distance relationship (read friendship).

"Good morning ! :-) just woke up.. feeling hungry"

I replied. Finally I discovered that my unsettling hairs have grown up enough to make me look messy and now they need a punishment of getting chopped. I was about to go to the bathroom again it beeped again.

"Have you got office today? or staying at home? " 
If she would have been someone else I would have teased her if she has any plan for a date. 

"don't know till now no call from the DON" (pet name of my boss.)

After returning from bathroom I checked my cell again.

"I have something important to talk to you. are you free now?" 
Now what important has she got to tell me..
"well... have to go for a haircut.. you can write for the time being will call you as soon as I ll make myself free."
I decided to walk to the saloon instead of taking my bike. It will be good substitute for work out
"yesterday the JP MORGAN guy talked to me and liked me even I liked his approach he seems to be nice"
Few days back she said me about this guy. Even I liked the proposal after listening about him.
"Oh is it?? poor guy ! seems someone is going to be sacrificed soon :P"
I reached at the saloon and there were 3 people still in queue ahead of me. so I started scanning one of the magazines there..and my cell vibrated again.

" But he seems to be a bit orthodox. he asked me directly whether I have any boy friends and friend who are boy or not?"
"So ?"
"I said yes I have some and he said he doesn't like to be friend with boys. So I won't be able to talk to you from coming Friday... My engagement day. That's why I asked you whether you are free? Wanted to talk to your for last time"


I didn't reply this sms. I was going to trauma by the high voltage shock. Felt like scolding her. How could she say like that..  I knew this female race.. selfish ! even chameleon  will take some time to change color. okay fine.. let her be happy with her Murga... 
while I was thinking all these...again my cell vibrated.


"I will let you know my marriage date. You have to come. I want to meet you for the last time."


What the hell it is.. am I a scapegoat who is being fed last time before handing over to butcher.. Thank god she is not in front of me or else I would have pulled her hair and scratched her face..  what game she is playing?? you don't want to talk to me.. you are calling me to your marriage and that is last time.. what the f..
cell again  beeped...
"Tell me you are coming"
Didn't want to make her mood off, so I replied...
"yes lemme see.. send the invitation first"
I sighed..  from now on wards won't reply any of her message.. seems the day is not good itself...I said to myself..
"you color changing chameleon ! you promised that you will come" 
There was no limit for my astonishment after receiving this sms. what a girl she is ?? who is changing color?
"will you please leave me alone for sometime?? and by the way am at saloon and it's my turn now... take care"
was my reply but then she called me.
I didn't pick up the call. Didn't want to even... some time was necessary for settlement of the tornado of feelings which was twisting my blood vessels of my heart.
Received a sms after the ring...
"you are my first April fool"


What ! ... what did you think there will be a trading of monkeys and you will count the profit and loss?? Now when you have finished reading go straight to the comment box and dump your abuses.. Khee Kheee (imagine my 32 teeth- powered by Happydent).

Friday, April 6, 2012

3 Im-Perfect !

"I know how hard you tried,
I couldn't be the one you always cried !


But for you & your loved ones, 
I ll always be there,


I promise your ascending steps
 will never be devoid of my care..


Thank you for arranging me !"




Monday, April 2, 2012

4 T(R)WO FATES



Fate one

She just had returned from shopping and had lunch. Before laying on bed she looked at the calendar on the wall. Yes 46 more days and Then she will be all P's. Almost everything is over for the marriage. The smile flew from her heart and clang to her curvy lips. She lied on bed and thought of P. How much he loves her, understands her feelings. 
Just then her cell beeped. Some unknown number was flashing She was no mood to disturb her thoughts. she let it ring till it got disconnected. But to her surprise the ring came again. This time she picked up with a grumpy mood. 

She: Hello !
He: Hi !

The voice was familiar. someone of more close. But she couldn't remember.

She: Yes. Who is this?
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He: Yesh I knew you can't recognize. and why should you? 

His voice was getting heavy.
She couldn't believe her ears. is it really him? Oh my god? 

She: You ?
He: Yes me S

Tears appeared in the corner of her eyes...

He: How are you ?
She: I am good. You?
He: does it matter?
She: You never tried to know..
He: yeah I know it's all my fault.
She tried to suppress her state of sobbing
She: so you still remember me.
He:  When did I forget and do you think I can?
She; everything is possible in this world and then time is there. it helps.
He: So you were trying to forget me.
She: it doesn't matter now S.. I am getting married next month.
He: But what about me?? what about us? our relationship??.. of 12 long years.. How can you do that? doesn't they matter to you T?? "I love you".. I love you T... 

She couldn't hold more... tears were already flowing but after listening this she held away the phone and cried..The world stopped right there... 

He: T...? T...? He was calling again and again
She: yes..  she replied acting normal.
He: I am going today in eveining flight. want to meet you. in our old place and our usual time.
She: It's of no use. Nothing is left. everything is fixed. 5th is the date. You took a lt of time S. You remember.. I expressed...I pleaded... I waited.. Just an yes would have been enough for me to wait for you for lifetime.. But  you excused your settlement.
He: Nothing is changed T.. I just want to meet you. I can explain.
She: But I don't want any... leave me as I am. P is a good person. He took care of me well in last 2 years He will keep me happy and moreover he loves me even after knowing about you.
He: But I just want to meet you once.. say yes.. for me... for our those 12 years.. I have done ticket. I will wait.. and I know you will come.. come for the shake of our love. just once...
she became silent..
He: say yes T
She: don't make late.
He: I love you.. kisses.

After putting down the phone suddenly P appeared in front of her eyes.. he was just smiling innocently as he always does. tears were still in her eyes. She was confused..confused for the love of 12 years which she has always craved and the man who loves her and committed to be with her  for rest of his life. He took care of her when she was broken. He has a good family. good job and he is marrying her early only (in spite of his recent job) to take her out of this depression.. the depression which is originally gifted by S. He has struggled with his family for her.. to approve their love. Can she dump him??

She picked her cell ..

Fate two:


It was Spring. The park has become full even before 4. She was waiting for him between the children with their mummies and the couples holding each other's hands. She looked at her watch. damn ! the time is not rolling. Whenever she wants this time to roll fast it will slow down. She still has 30 mins more. Don't know he will reach in time or will make late as usual. In spite of being a girl she always has waited for him. "don know why do I love him so much" She said to herself. someone from inside replied he is the one... she smiled.
But last some days have been rough. She had made him agree to meet  surely but was in deep thought how to convince him. Don't know what has happened to him. The couple who were the example between their friends are "no no nothing will happen.. everything will be in track today" she said to herself. After all she has always won whenever there were fighting and this time she has put everything on bet. just to get him back. Whenever they had a fighting which usually she wittily wins and convinces him he always teases her saying "Toppers always top" ..in everything.

"damn me" she said again. Thinking of her IAS coaching in Delhi. Situation wouldn't have been this bad if she wouldn't have decided to go out of his sight. But he himself had pressed her to go for IAS after she topped in college. It was he who said that coaching in Delhi is the best in country. She can't forget their one day trip to the sea beach when she topped in state level.

."Yes this is called fate"  she sighed. She has been a practical girl from her child hood. Never allowed this stuff of love to touch her. But never she noticed when N's love touched her heart and acquired it and today this practical girl has lost everything and ready to loose whetever she has left for the love of her life.

"Hi !"
She came out of the nostalgia. It was him. After a gap of six months she was meeting him. He has the same charm in his eyes.. But perhaps he has put on some weight. She smiled...
"Hi ! .. let's go there it' crowded here"
she said pointing a empty bench in a comparatively less crowded corner.
They started walking but this time he didn't hold her hand unlike others and unlike past meetings. She felt it.. she wanted it.. was looking in his eyes from the corner of her eyes. He was different this time. The pain which was already poking seemed to be started to hammer her heart.

They sat on the cement cast bench.
She: You seem to have put a bit weight..
He:yeah two kg

She: Why are you so rude?  still angry with me.?
He: No I am not neither angry nor rude. it seems so may be..

She held her hand this time. couldn't stop herself. "N I am sorry .. very Sorry.. please forgive me"
He: No there is nothing to be forgiven.. It's all my fault. I was thinking our love is eternal, pure.

She: It is N and it will be always.. It was just a formal ask.. I was so far and and I heard that you are with that bitch so I just... and  I do feel sorry N
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He: How could you do that S ?? You spied ?.. on me??? you could have asked me directly. Weren't we open enough... 
She: I am sorry N...
He: No S nothing is left. You don't have confidence in me. It' just finished..
She couldn't hold her tears anymore.
She: Oh N please don't say like that It's never the matter of confidence N, I have the confidence on you.. I love you.. I have given everything to you whatever felt right at that moment. Think of the past 5 years of our love. Think of the moments we spent together.
Still he was not showing any glimpse of emotion..
She called his name. "N...?"
"It's over S"
she literally bend down to hold his leg.. with tears flowing as if a line of water.. "N don't do this I beg of you !"
He:  "Oh S ! why are you creating a scene here in public place?"
He stood up and then she did.. they both looked at each other for a second & more before it is dark there.

She tried to wipe her tears with the hanky but it was all wet. She sat there on the bench soulless in the darkness around.

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